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RACIAL JOKES
-How do you make a road in Afrika?
-Put smiling niggers on the ground with heads on the center and get through
them with excavator.
White mans and niggers entering a plane. The ventilators get broked and the
whites cry:
- Damned the niggers smells very bad!
- This is racism - you are intolerant!
... The fighting begins. The pilot get angry and said them: "Stop or else
the plane will not go! There are no whites and blacks - you are all blue!".
- Ok - the passengers said.
But then the door of the plane get stucked with many people trying to enter.
- Please gentelmen - the pilot said - Little organisation: The light blues
in front and the dark blues back!
One vientnameese enter a tram. Behind him there was a man with a little
monkey in the hands. The monkey starts to rook the hair of the vietnameese
to scratch him and pinch him. He get angry and go to the conductor:
- Excuse me - how can you allow monkey in tram?
The conductor look at him, but no answer.
- Excuse me I said - how can you allow monkey in tram?
- OK OK - you can stay now, but next time don't enter!
How to rescue a nigger from drowning in puddle?
-When you take off your boots away from his head!
What's the difference between battered nigger and battered dog?
In front of the dog there was a trace of brakes!
One nigger family wanted to become whites. They get a pool with white
paint. The man and the woman swims in and they become whites. The little
child jumps in and start screaming: "Please help I can't swim". The father
replies:
- Fuck off nigger!
A group of skinheads paint a little nigger all white. When it come back
to home his mother said:
- What - you want to be white? - and she punish him.
After that his father saw him:
- Son of a bitch - you think you are white? - and he beat him.
He get out in the street screaming, but there was his nigger band. They
don't say word - just trash him.
The poor little nigger cry:
- I am white from 15 minutes and now I hate the niggers!
Why the niggers have big nose?
Because they have fat fingers!
Two jews in gas camp. The first scream:
- The gas run up, the gas run up!
- Trade, trade!!!
Why the niggers eat white chocolate?
They hate to bite their fingers.
The racism is like the nigger - they must not exist.
The nigger drinks milk on the street.
One white man walks and saw him:
- Listen man - that won't help you!
Hitler asks three little jews:
- What you want to be after you become older?
- I wanna be a lawyer.
- And what you wanna be?
- I wanna work in bank.
- And you?
- I wanna be politic.
- You are so insolent! I just ask a soap or a shampoo.
Aushwitz. The jews are going to the gas chamber. One pig lie down on the
legs of one Grupenfuhrer
- Herr grupenfuhrer I am going to the new place, but I have a little dog.
Can I get it with me?
The german look him with disgust and said:
- Get it fucking sadist...
A nigger enter a bar with a parrot on the shoulder.
The barman asks:
- Excuse me where did you find that beauty?!
- In Africe - the parrot said - there was many of them
What's the difference between bed and a gay?
You don't jump on the bed with boots.
As usualy that olimpic games the niggers were leaders of fast runing and
the whites in the gun shooting.
What is different between the pizza and the jew?
- The pizza don't scream in the oven.
One skinhead thought to kill a nigger by pushing him with car. He wait on
the street and after few minutes the nigger get out. The skinhead drive the
car, accelerate and push him. The nigger broke the window and fall on the
front seats. He go to the hospital, but survive. The law bring him trial for
entering private property.
The white man get angry and take decision to push him again. The nigger just
get out from the hospital and the skinhead drive the car - this time with
double speed. The nigger broke the front glass, get through the whole car
and go out from the back window. Again in hospital and again survive. The
police bring him trial for entering private property and try to escape. But
the white man was not happy with this - the nigger must die! When the nigger
get out from the hospital for second time the skinhead drive the car - full
acceleration and full speed. The nigger broke the front window get throug
the whole car and get out from the back windows. This time the racist want
to be sure that the nigger is dead. He get out of the car with a skrewdriver
in the hand. He make the whole nigger body with bloody holes. At last the
nigger is dead. The police bring a trial for the nigger: entering private
property, try to escape and suicide in very brutal way.
- When the niggers wife empty the trash?
- Every nine month.
- What's the difference between nigger and tyres?
- When you put winter chains on the tyre she don't try to sing blues
What's the high of the tallest jew?
20 meters flame!
In the bus:
- Mother, mother a monkey!
- Me not monkey - me negro! - the nigger get indignant
- Mother, mother she speak!
- What's the difference between tourist in Afrika and racist?
- Ten days!
What's the connect between the nigger and the tree?
The rope!
Martin Luter King:
- The human dervive from the monkeys and we are very proud with this!
The little Izzy Rabinovich go to the obersturmfuhrer Klein who is taking
bath and asks him:
- Herr obersturmfuhrer, what happen with daddy - Ickah Rabinovich?
Klein look at the soap in his hand and anwsers:
- Not good foam, not good foam!
How the jew can escape from Treblinka?
Through the chimney, through the chimney and vanish into thin air
- What's the difference between nigger and a bucket with shits?
- The bucket!
- If you throw nigger and jew from the tenth floor of building who will
fall down first?
- Who cares.
Skinhead is fishing. He catch the golden fish
- Please let me go and I will make you three wishes!
The skinhead throw the fish on the ground and smash her with the boots:
- No way - you are fucking mongoloid!
- Why there are no arrabians in Star Trek?
- The act is in the future
Why the cake on the niggers wedding is made from shits?
To prevent the flys from alighting on the bride!
Why there was holes on the niggers coffins?
Becaust the worms must vomit
- How to recognise rich somalian?
- By the golden watch on the waist.
There is fire on the last floor of a school. The teachers start throwing
kids and the firemans catch them with mattress down. The teachers throw one
kid - the firemans catch it. They throw another - the firemans catch. They
throw a little nigger, but the firemans pull the mattress and it smash on
the ground. The teachers continue throwing kids and the firemans catch them.
But when they throw the second niggerboy the firemans pull the mattress
again. "What happen" asks the teachers. Onee fireman reply:
- Please don't throw us the burned kids again - we don't need them.
What's the difference between white and black cow?
The white say "Muuuuu" and the black "Muuuuu mother fucker"
What is black in black in black in black?
Pregnant niggerwoman in dark tunel in the night
A nigger buy a black car. His wife asks:
- Is the car good? What's the colour?
- It's good - body colour!
Job offer:
Searching for gypsy for nuclear tests...
What's the difference between truck with niggers and truck with sand?
You can't unload the sand with pitchfork.
- What is man who don't recognise colours?
- Daltonist!
- Ok and what is man who recognise them?
- Racist!
Reporter ask south African politic:
- What do you have against niggers?
- Napalm...
Nigger in the bus. White man is traveling with monkey for the zoo. The
nigger asks:
- It is shame - monkey in the bus!
- Don't worry - there are too many people and nobody will see you.
White man coming home after hard work. His wife said:
- Honey - our child smash three niggers with the car today...
- Son of a bitch! That's the start - today nigger, tommorow nigger and then
smoking!
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